Movie Title: Knocked Up

Release Year: 2007

Director: Judd Apatow

Actors / Actresses:Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann…and more

A funny, jewish, party lover named Ben Stone, meets up with Alison Scott, an E! entertainment reporter while at a club. After a few drinks and a few bad decisions, the two decide to have a one night stand. They soon found out Alison was knocked up when she started vomiting in the middle of an on-air interview. The two will soon find each others true colors and make a go at a relationship.

Knocked up is a hilarious comedy that is one of the funniest movies of all times

Famous Quotes:

Debbie: I’m not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I’m not going anywhere, you’re just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You’re a doorman, okay. You’re a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so… Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.
Doorman: I know… you’re right. I’m so sorry, I fuckin’ hate this job. I don’t want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It’s not cause you’re not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Debbie: What?
Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That’s crazy, I’m only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there’s 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there’s a black midget in the crowd.

Ben Stone: [to Alison] I’m sorry I’m sweating on you…
Alison Scott: Okay, just stop talking.

Jonah: I’m going to murderball you!

Jonah: Hey Crocket, how’s Tubbs doing?
Martin: Oh, another beard joke?
Jonah: How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
Martin: It was really awkward.
Jonah: See ya… Scorcese on coke.

Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?

Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben’s Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis?
Pete: I think it’s Matisyahu.

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Movie Title: Couples Retreat

Release Year: 2009

Director: Peter Billingsly

Actors / Actresses:Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, Jon Favreau, Malin Ackerman…and more

A close group of friends are invited to Jason and Cynthia’s place for a meeting. The friends find out Jason and Cynthia are having marriage trouble and are asked to attend a couples retreat. The retreat was supposed to be a tropical paradise, but little did they know it was a non stop therapy session. All of the friends end up doing couples exercises that bring out the flaws in their relationships. Who’s marriage is in trouble now? Is it just Jason and Cynthia’s?

Famous Quotes:

Dave: The Code?Asstastic… Yes, Asstastic. A-S-S-TASTIC did you get that? Are we good? Good.

Dave: Is his junk literally out of his pants?
Ronnie: Yes.
Dave: Now it’s a party.

Dave: Take the French out of your mouth and tell me what to do.

Dave: Hi, I’m Dave.
Ronnie: Ronnie.
Dave: That’s a pretty name.
Ronnie: Thank you.
Dave: Do you have a phone? I need to call God and tell Him that one of His angels is missing.
Ronnie: That’s a cheesy line.
Dave: I know, I have been out of it for a while. I’ve been married to this really hot redhead.

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Movie Title: Wedding Crashers

Release Year: 2005

Director: David Dobkin

Actors / Actresses:Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken, Rachel Adams…and more

Two friends have an obscure way of picking up women, they are wedding crashers. The two crash tons of weddings until the biggest crash of their life. They decide to crash the wedding of a famous politician because there will be great food. Little did they know they will meet some obscure women and fall in love.

This movie is not suitable for children, but for adult humor this movie beats them all. Wedding Crashers is a must watch for anyone who loves to laugh at adult humor.

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Movie Title: Fletch

Release Year: 1985

Director: Michael Ritche

Actors / Actresses: Chevy Chase, Joe Don Baker, Dana Wheeler-Nicholson, Tim Matheson…and more

Irwin Fletcher is a newspaper reporter who goes undercover to unmask a drug ring. He publishes his articles under the pen name Jane Doe, because his articles seem to rattle people. In his efforts Fletch poses as a bum, where he is asked by Alan Stanwyk to kill him for $50,000. Fletch thinks Alan Stanwyk is cancer ridden and wants to die so his wife will recieve insurance money. Fletch finds out that Alan Stanwyk is in good health and the plot continues to thicken.

Fletch is a Roll on Floor laugh marathon. Chevy Chase is brilliant and absolutely hilarious throughout this 98 minute film.

Famous Quotes:

Teenager: Are you a cop?
Fletch: As far as you know.
Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?
Teenager: I sure did.
Fletch: Well, I’m not even sure that’s a crime anymore. There’ve been a lot of changes in the law.

Alan Stanwyck: If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand – and your mouth shut.
Fletch: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Alan Stanwyck: It’s nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Fletch: Yeah, I assure you.
Alan Stanwyck: One thousand just to listen? I don’t see how you can pass that up, Mr…?
Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent.

Dr. Joseph Dolan: So where do you know Alan from?
Fletch: We play tennis at the club.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Really? California Racquet Club?
Fletch: Right.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That’s my club too. I don’t remember seeing you there.
Fletch: Well, I haven’t been playing in a while because of these kidney pains.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?
Fletch: No, that’s “Babar”.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B’s?
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That’s two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that’s what you meant.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Arnold Babar. Isn’t there a children’s book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don’t know. I don’t have any.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.

[to Gail Stanwyck, who answers the door wearing a towel]
Fletch: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

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Movie Title: Clerks

Release Year: 1994

Director: Kevin Smith

Actors / Actresses: Kevin Smith, Jeff Anderson, Brian O’Halloran, Scott Mosier…and more

Two men who work at a convenience store and a movie rental store live out their daily work day on the jersey shore. Dante is called into work on his day off and problems arise. His ex-girlfriend is getting married, his present girlfriend shows her true colors, and things keep going downhill.

Put Clerks at the top of the funny shelf! Even though the movie is black and white it will keep you crying.

Famous Quotes:

Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we’re gonna make some money, then you know what we’re going to do? We’re gonna go to that party, we’re gonna get some pussy, and I’m gonna fuck this bitch, I’ma fuck this bitch, I’ll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! Yo, what the fuck you lookin’ at, I’ll kick your fuckin’ ass! Shit yeah. Doesn’t that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin’ tonight, we’re gonna rip off this fucker’s head, and take out his fuckin’ soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I’m gonna shit in the motherfucker’s bag. Hey, what’s up baby? What’s up, sluts?

Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

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Movie Title: Napoleon Dynamite

Release Year: 2004

Director: Jared Hess

Actors / Actresses: Jon Heder, Jon Gries, Aaron Ruell, Efren Ramirez, Diedrich Bader…and more

Napoleon Dynamite is a normal kid who just wants to fit in. To say the least everyone in Napoleon’s life is a little on the strange side. Everyone’s daily routine will make you Laugh out Loud. It seems like every time you watch this movie you find another funny moment.

Famous Quotes:
Napoleon Dynamite: So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right?
Pedro: What?
Napoleon Dynamite: Never mind.

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you’re supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn’t tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I’m not goin’ anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It’s a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I’ll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of ‘em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin’ 12-gauge, what do you think?

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Movie Title: Office Space

Release Year: 1999

Director: Mike Judge

Actors / Actresses: Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, David Herman, Ajay Naidu…and more

Peter Gibbons is stuck in a job that he cannot stand anymore. After attending a hyptosism session he realizes he doesnt want to go to work anymore. His company starts laying people off including his two best friends. After catching word of this the three muster up a plan to get back at their company.

This movie is definitely one of the funniest movies of all times.

Famous Quotes:
Lawrence: We still goin’ fishin’ this weekend?
Peter Gibbons: Nah, Lumbergh’s gonna have me come in on Saturday, I just know it.
Lawrence: Well, you can get out of that easily.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah? How?
Lawrence: Well, when a boss wants you to work on Saturday he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Lawrence: So, all you gotta do is avoid him… on the last few hours on Friday, duck out early, turn off your answering machine… you should be home free, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s a really good idea.
Lawrence: Fuckin’ A, man!

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Movie Title: Cheech and Chong’s Up In Smoke

Release Year: 1978

Director: Lou Adler

Actors / Actresses:Tommy Chong Cheech Marin and more

Two stoners Pedro de Pacas and Anthony ‘Man’ Stoner meet when Anthony’s car breaks down on the side of the road. The two build a friendship that leads them to unknowingly smuggle a marijuana made van into mexico.  Their drug infested, hilarious friendship starts and continues to make us laugh for eighty six minutes straight.

Famous Quotes: Arnold Stoner: Dear God, almighty me… I think he’s the Antichrist.

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Movie Title: Step Brothers

Release Year: 2008

Director: Adam McKay

Actors / Actresses: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Mary Steenburgen, Richard Jenkins, Adam Scott, Kathryn Hahn

Dale Doback and Brennan Huff are united as Step Brothers when Brennan’s mom and Dale’s dad decide to marry. The two forty year old men who still live with mom and dad are now forced to share a room. The hatred and chaos the two cause together soon turns to an everlasting friendship. Step Brothers is a very funny, controversial, not for childrens eyes laugh riot. You will find yourself disgusted and crying throughout the 106 minute movie.

Famous Quotes: “Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes ” Oh my god, I’ve had the old bull now I want the young calf” and she grabs me by the weiner. “

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“The Funniest Movie Ever”

Movie Title: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Release Year: 2004

Director: Adam McKay

Actors / Actresses: Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner, Fred Willard, Chris Parnell, Kathryn Hahn, Fred Armisen, Seth Rogen, Paul F. Tompkins, Danny Trejo, Scot Robinson, Ian Roberts, Darcy Donavan

Famous Quotes: “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…”

“Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball! “

“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.”

Ron Burgundy is the top-rated anchorman in San Diego in the ’70s. When feminism marches into the newsroom in the form of ambitious newswoman Veronica Corningstone, Ron is willing to play along at first-as long as Veronica stays in her place, covering cat fashion shows, cooking, and other “female” interests. But when Veronica refuses to settle for being eye candy and steps behind the news desk, it’s more than a battle between two perfectly coiffed anchor-persons… it’s war.

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