Movie Title: Knocked Up
Release Year: 2007
Director: Judd Apatow
Actors / Actresses:Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann…and more
A funny, jewish, party lover named Ben Stone, meets up with Alison Scott, an E! entertainment reporter while at a club. After a few drinks and a few bad decisions, the two decide to have a one night stand. They soon found out Alison was knocked up when she started vomiting in the middle of an on-air interview. The two will soon find each others true colors and make a go at a relationship.
Knocked up is a hilarious comedy that is one of the funniest movies of all times
Debbie: I’m not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I’m not going anywhere, you’re just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You’re a doorman, okay. You’re a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so… Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.
Doorman: I know… you’re right. I’m so sorry, I fuckin’ hate this job. I don’t want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It’s not cause you’re not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That’s crazy, I’m only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there’s 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there’s a black midget in the crowd.
Ben Stone: [to Alison] I’m sorry I’m sweating on you…
Alison Scott: Okay, just stop talking.
Jonah: I’m going to murderball you!
Jonah: Hey Crocket, how’s Tubbs doing?
Martin: Oh, another beard joke?
Jonah: How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
Martin: It was really awkward.
Jonah: See ya… Scorcese on coke.
Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben’s Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis?
Pete: I think it’s Matisyahu.
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