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Movie Title: Knocked Up

Release Year: 2007

Director: Judd Apatow

Actors / Actresses:Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann…and more

A funny, jewish, party lover named Ben Stone, meets up with Alison Scott, an E! entertainment reporter while at a club. After a few drinks and a few bad decisions, the two decide to have a one night stand. They soon found out Alison was knocked up when she started vomiting in the middle of an on-air interview. The two will soon find each others true colors and make a go at a relationship.

Knocked up is a hilarious comedy that is one of the funniest movies of all times

Famous Quotes:

Debbie: I’m not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I’m not going anywhere, you’re just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You’re a doorman, okay. You’re a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so… Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.
Doorman: I know… you’re right. I’m so sorry, I fuckin’ hate this job. I don’t want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It’s not cause you’re not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can’t let you in cause you’re old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Debbie: What?
Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That’s crazy, I’m only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there’s 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there’s a black midget in the crowd.

Ben Stone: [to Alison] I’m sorry I’m sweating on you…
Alison Scott: Okay, just stop talking.

Jonah: I’m going to murderball you!

Jonah: Hey Crocket, how’s Tubbs doing?
Martin: Oh, another beard joke?
Jonah: How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
Martin: It was really awkward.
Jonah: See ya… Scorcese on coke.

Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?

Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben’s Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis?
Pete: I think it’s Matisyahu.

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The 40 Year Old Virgin

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Movie Title: The 40 Year Old Virgin

Release Year: 2005

Director: Judd Apatow

Actors / Actresses: Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd, Romany Malco, Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Mann, Jonah Hill and others

Andy, a big loner geek by circumstance rather than conviction is an accidental 40 year old virgin whom works in an electronics store with an usual bunch of misfits. He spends a lot of time with his boyhood collectibles, many still in their original packaging, watches Survivor with his elderly neighbors. While his friends try to set him up with almost any girl they can, Andy ends up meeting a girl on his own. This movie( much the same way the movie the Wedding Crashers does) eventually shifts focus from sex to romance, and without a wink-wink, nudge-nudge subtext message.

Famous Quotes:

If she starts waxing his pubes, I’m outta here.

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