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Movie Title: Clerks

Release Year: 1994

Director: Kevin Smith

Actors / Actresses: Kevin Smith, Jeff Anderson, Brian O’Halloran, Scott Mosier…and more

Two men who work at a convenience store and a movie rental store live out their daily work day on the jersey shore. Dante is called into work on his day off and problems arise. His ex-girlfriend is getting married, his present girlfriend shows her true colors, and things keep going downhill.

Put Clerks at the top of the funny shelf! Even though the movie is black and white it will keep you crying.

Famous Quotes:

Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we’re gonna make some money, then you know what we’re going to do? We’re gonna go to that party, we’re gonna get some pussy, and I’m gonna fuck this bitch, I’ma fuck this bitch, I’ll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! Yo, what the fuck you lookin’ at, I’ll kick your fuckin’ ass! Shit yeah. Doesn’t that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin’ tonight, we’re gonna rip off this fucker’s head, and take out his fuckin’ soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I’m gonna shit in the motherfucker’s bag. Hey, what’s up baby? What’s up, sluts?

Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

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